im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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