He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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