i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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