sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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