When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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