Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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