part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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