And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
should my penis look like a turkey
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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