At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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