Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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