I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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