So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
True strength comes from lack of pants
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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