Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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