Nicole vs. Life
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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