I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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