She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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