gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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