So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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