Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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