I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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