God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
