i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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