She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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