I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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