i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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