He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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