Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
God gave him joint rollers for hands
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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