I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
They took my balls.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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