Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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