I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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