yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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