I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I have fence marks all over my body
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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