Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize