So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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