You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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