the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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