I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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