check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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