i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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