the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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