I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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