Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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