Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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