it wasn't lemon gatorade
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
