some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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