yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
be right there i have to get my cape
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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