i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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