my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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