i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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