and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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