Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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