Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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