He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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