we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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