Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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