i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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