what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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